On a certain day, a man just came home after his daily routine, his wife was waiting inside. She suddenly hugged him and she said..
Oh my love..
You are my everything..
You are my rising sun..
You are the reason, my life's lanterns burn
You are that saviour in gloom..
You are my smiling moon...
You are the prince of my dreams..
With you is my dignity, my esteem..
When you touch, pleasure is immense..
In your arms, it feels heaven..
Just hold me, hold me tight..
Be there, be by my side..
The man was shocked and said [she was still in his arms]
Oh My God! I Love you honey..
I did not knew, you love me so much..
I never knew, you are so sweet, as such..
Never could I find..how you feel?
Today, so lucky I feel..
I feel loved I feel cared..
The man was completely immersed in feeling of thankfulness and love..
Then came a cracker..
She said[in his arms]
Honey you are perfect!
I have..emm.. I have just that one niggle!
Can you just shave of that ugly stubble?
Its so sicky..
It pricks when I kiss..
It smells, when I take a breath..:D
Man was like “whaaaatttt”?..:D